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Life is better when you don’t take things too seriously. When you’re able to laugh or smile through the good times and the bad. This is a fact that a lot of people have come to appreciate which is why we have so many funny quotes about life to enjoy today! There is such strength to the smilers, to the people that will not let their light be dimmed.
1. Sometimes all you need is a little chocolate.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. — Charles M. Schulz
2. Oh, What the hell!
Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make? — Terry Johnson
3. Why memorize when you can look it up?
Never memorize something that you can look up. — Albert Einstein
4. When life gives you lemons…
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. — Cathy Guiswite
5. Before you frown, make sure…
Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available. – Jim Beggs
6. The best advice!
The best advice I’ve ever received is, ‘No one else knows what they’re doing either. ― Ricky Gervais
7. You’re unique…
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. ― Margaret Mead
8. Always and Never?
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. ― Wendell Johnson
9. A day without sunshine.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ― Steve Martin
10. Think nobody cares? Try missing a couple of car payments!
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ― Earl Wilson
11. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and then find somebody whose life gives them vodka.
If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who’s life gives them vodka, and have a party. ― Ron White
12. Only three things are certain in life…
In life only three things are certain: death, Adobe updates and taxes. — Trevor Noah
13. There are two motives for reading a book!
There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. ― Bertrand Russell
14. It’s cool having a large and close-knit family… in another city.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. ― George Burns
15. A quick test before you marry…
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are. — Will Ferrell
16. The weird thing about banks.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it. – Bob Hope
17. Clear conscience or bad memory?
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. — Steven Wright
18. Time is an illusion.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. ― Douglas Adams
19. How many tequilas?
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. ― George Carlin
20. Life isn’t a fairytale.
Life isn’t a fairy tale. If you lose a shoe at midnight, you’re drunk. ― Darynda Jones
21. What is confidence?
Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion. — Tina Fey
22. The secret to staying young.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. – Lucille Ball
23. Can’t resist temptation.
I can resist everything except temptation. – Oscar Wilde
24. A life hack.
If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman
25. Bookshelf vs TV?
My father always said, ‘Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their bookshelf. – Emilia Clarke
26. Love conquers all.
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache. — Mae West
27. That’s the problem with the future.
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present. ― Bill Watterson
28. The thing about our sun.
The sun, with all those planets revolving around it and. dependent on it, can still ripen a bunch of grapes as if it. had nothing else in the universe to do. – Galileo Galilei
29. When somebody says “Don’t look now!”
Don’t look now, but that’s my ex over there.”
Surely I’m not the only one who takes “don’t look now” as “there’s no better time than now.” I looked. ― Gena Showalter, Alice in Zombieland
30. Grown up thoughts
As a child I assumed that when I reached adulthood, I would have grown-up thoughts. ― David Sedaris, Let’s Explore Diabetes with Owls
31. If you love something, set them free.
If you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpes. ― Chuck Palahniuk
32. Home is where you can tell people to get out.
Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave. ― Jim Butcher
33. Sunrises are beautiful, if you’re awake to see them.
There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it. ― Mindy Kaling
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